I know an Old Lady

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I know an Old Lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly ..
.
Perhaps she'll die.                
Buzz

An Old Lady

I know an Old Lady who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly ... but
I don't know why she swallowed the fly ...
Perhaps she'll die.

Incey

I know an Old Lady who swallowed a bird...
How absurd, to swallow a bird.


She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly ... but
I don't know why she swallowed the fly ...
Perhaps she'll die.

Cock Robin

I know an Old Lady who swallowed a cat...
Fancy that! She swallowed a cat.

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly ... but
I don't know why she swallowed the fly ...
Perhaps she'll die.

Meow

I know an Old Lady who swallowed a dog...
What a hog ! She swallowed a dog.


She swallowed the dog to catch the cat ...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly ... but
I don't know why she swallowed the fly ...
Perhaps she'll die.

Dogs like sausages

I know an Old Lady who swallowed a goat...
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat.


She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat ...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly ... but
I don't know why she swallowed the fly ...
Perhaps she'll die.
A goat
I know an Old Lady who swallowed a cow...
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.


She swallowed the cow to catch the goat ...
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat ...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly ... but
I don't know why she swallowed the fly ...
Perhaps she'll die.

Moo

I know an Old Lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead !!

Of course.

She went POP